This space for rent
The Oracle of Ottawa had suggested potential sponsorship advertising space for sale at eBay:
Rent Canada’s (perhaps) Largest Invisible “Billboard”
Approximately 30,000 Sq. ft. advertising space.We will place your message across our freshly refinished roof at any angle you desire - (see aerial photograph) within sight of martians, birds and a flight path to the main airport of our nation’s capital.
I think I’ve found a better option. Why not bid for sponsorship advertising on this gentlemen’s eBay auction?
Yes, that’s right I’m selling Ad space on my husband. This auction is for ad space on my husband and nothing more. The advertising is too be worn on his person with appropriate placement.
Current bid is $61.01 USD, which could easily be outbid by the federal government; and just think, that should leave much of the budget open for consulting fees. What’s that? This person lives in the USA? Oh rats, there goes my commission.