Slightly Used, Possibly Defective Husband
That’s right ladies! Now you to can own your very own Slightly Used and Possibly Defective Husband. Make no mistakes. He’s a very hard worker and a get-things-done-man from Monday-Friday, 8am-5pm. But unfortunately for you, what’s left after that isn’t much. If he isn’t napping on the couch your sure to find him tinkering with some contraption in the garage.
Yikes!